Dear Mr. Ferguson!

Anybody can take your name AND get away with it too

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Dear Mr. Ferguson,

I read your post on how your ex-wife not only divorced you but went so far to take your last name with her and how that, even after a decade, still bothers you, just like it still bothers you that she also took deep fryer (damn!).

At first, I thought your post was a joke, but no, you seemed to be q…